Nope. Not mechanical female fetishes. But a damn fine nerd blog. (With the occasional mechanical female fetish. Maybe.) And the home to the wrongest contests (in a good 'wrong' way) and the so wrong it's right 'Fan Fiction Friday'. It has to be read to be believed!
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Fan Fiction Friday: "Harry Potter and the Surprise Package"
By Rob Bricken in Miscellaneous, Nerdery
Friday, Feb. 12 2010 @ 2:15PM
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As I mentioned on the ol' Topless Robot Twitter Experience, I have no desire to do FFF today. None whatsoever. I really, really don't want to put myself through it. I'm not 100% why this is -- I mean, other than the fact that reading mountains of erotic fan fiction trying to find stories that are both uniquely bad and that I can make fun of is overwhelmingly eroding my will to live -- but it might have something to do with this:
I have found a fan fic worse than The Pokémon Story.
Seriously. Just having it read makes me want to drink myself to death in some dark corner of my house. And before you ask, no, today's FFF isn't it. Today's FFF isn't even close to the awfulness of what I will call The Other Story, and it's pretty fucking awful. And what makes me equally miserable is that even though I warned you guys about The Pokémon Story, even though I relented and posted it, and even though guys near unanimously agreed that I was right about its wretchedness.. some of you fools will mistakenly think you want to read The Other Story.
You don't. I promise. There's nothing funny I can say about it. And I'm not posting it, for your own good, not today, and hopefully not ever. So there. Now on to today's FFF, from a gent named King Splooge, which should be a pretty accurate hint as to the depravity content in today's FFF. I can't really post any of it before the jump, in fact, but I have thought of a few alternate titles that should sum up the story reasonably well (without giving away the big twist).
• Harry Potter and the Very Bad Decision
• Harry Potter and the Half-Male Female
• Harry Potter Gets Anally Raped by a Girl
Onward, fan fic warriors. Sigh.
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